By Lolly Gaggins
Almost did the trick, but this thing is definitely to small. I had to lean over so far to get it in that I popped her when my hand slipped off the wall...
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By Staff Pick - Deanne
Pipedream Products Cathy the Mooing Cow is an outrageous party favorite. Cathy actually "Moo's" when you get her primed. Your bovine fantasy has a full size entry for full pleasure and enjoyment. Possibly the world's most hilarious sex doll, it makes a great travel gift or be greedy and keep it for yourself!
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By Big Boy
I am a farm boy and I actually prefer the real heifer to this blow-up.
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Hello Doctor? I need some intense therapy for my sickness. Anyone who even wants to screw an animal needs a cell, padded preferbly.
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By cow phucker
Elsie is probally the best lay I ever had.I fuck her every night,dip my 4 manhood into this barn yard slut and I go crazy,she goes crazy ,My elsie ,Shes the best.
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By Biily
i tell you whut, i went up in this here cow and she was justa mooin an a hollerin and tell you what, i busted me off a but nut in there there butthole. YEEEE-HAAAWWWW
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By Filthy Farmer
this was great I bought a dozen of these and me n some of my friends spend weeks in the garage go elsie go
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By Arnold S.
I love me some cow ass. There is no better feeling than pounding this magnificent piece of inflatable beef in the ass while eating a fat greasy cheeseburger. WOW!
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By Tim
Wow!!!! This cow is fucking amazing!! I dumped my chick two days later... Ill never go back!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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By Tim
Wow!!!! This cow is fucking amazing!! I dumped my chick two days later... Ill never go back!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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By sick
you people are fucking sick, you need some help if you actually enjoy fucking animals and beach ball material that resembles animals
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I love this cow. I pound her pussy every night before bed. You need to lube up but it sure is a wonderful ride.
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By George bush...Uh I mean Greg Bosworth
Great fuck......I love to ram her like a prison bitch and listen to her moan with a authentic bovine orgasm.
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oh man, who fucks a cow? who wants to fuck a cow? lets be serious, a cow? personally i like real woman pussy, nice and tight, and not large and bovine, you are some sick fucks
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it was a great product but it is hard to fuck unless you lube it up only good if you have a 6inch or less dick i have a 8 inch and 2 inchs were out in the open
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By Nathan Grey
Very nice. I enjoyed her deep pussy and her orgasms which made me cum quickly.
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By James Daniel Cave
Exellent! this cow is so amazing...I also have Little Daisy cow who moos as you screw her cunt with no need to tip her upside down. For a really creamy experience, just pour some milk or cream into her vagina and make love to her then, and it will feel like heaven. And when you climax, your cum will mix with her milk/cream and you will cry out in extasy along with your Bovine lover.
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By Mr Sharp
SWEET........best bit of beef i have ever had. and the free lube made it so much more smoother for an easy ride.
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By Brandon L.
This is it boys. I stocked up on these so I can get laid by a cow but still get a special feeling from each one. I wish everyone in the world got one for free and the world would be a better place. Peace and love in Christ yall... Late
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By Big Dan
I dont know what that other guy was talking about, this product seemed interesting at first, but got old quick. The mooing sound doesnt work very well either. I say find a nice farmer that will lend you one of his cows, if thats your thing.
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By Farmer Jones
I LOVED THIS THING! Really did the trick...but if you can get a real cow, go to town, my friend. However, for those who are just curious and dont have any cows available, this is good too.
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